Extra! Extra! Part Deux

Look, I know it's been beaten to death how ugly Bill O'Reilly is. Doesn't mean m'boy's out of cheap laffs yet. These quotes could've populated an Onion article:

"He later added: "There wasn't one person in Sylvia's who was screaming, '[Expletive], I want some more ice tea.' It was like going into an Italian restaurant in an all-white suburb in the sense of people were sitting there ordering and having fun and there wasn't any craziness at all."