Saturday, April 26, 2008
Why does every review I read of Rick Ross' Trilla have to take a shot at him being fat? Being Rick Ross, he just gives you so much material...song called "Money Make Me Come," rhyming "Atlantic" with "Atlantic," etc. So why are good critics reduced to this cheap shit? I don't think anyone ever made a fat joke about Biggie Smalls. Rick Ross does not suck because he has man-tits. Rick Ross sucks because he is Rick Ross. I mean, the funniest thing about the dude is that he has a daughter. Rick Ross. The Boss. Fathered a child. Someone has allowed the seed of Ross to penetrate their sex. And didn't take the morning-after pill. And I haven't seen that mentioned anywhere once. This is fertile ground, gentlemen. No pun intended.