chinese democracy

I never cared about Guns n' Roses before, so why should I now? Except I thought everyone did, so I played the damn thing. Whoops, it's pretty great! So why won't anyone I want to talk about it with play it? Whoops, it turns out no one cares about it at all. The few critics I know who have claim they excised their "morbid curiosity" and fled. Something about lyrics or processed production. I have no idea what people expect from a Guns n' Roses record if not this. Sensationalism farted through a megaphone of excess no one over 18 thinks is cool. I see Chuck Klosterman's happy.

this is awesome

Perf Spot featured KOTJ today (scroll a tad) and posted my apocalyptic Sarah Palin Mix from last week in an awesome streaming-player format, so you can listen to the sad sounds at work without having to download to your 'puter.

it don't matter if you're black or white

Thoughts on TV on the Radio and the Knux.

if i go to heaven i'll be bored as hell

Me and Cat saw Bright Eyes on Sunday with Ben Kweller.

we can

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Q: What's the name of Obama's Jewish brother?

A: Baruch Obama.

Chilling on erection day and getting that paper.

we are beautiful, we are only posting when we have plugs

To break up the monotony of only posting shiz like eh, eh and eh, I've cobbled a mix for you lads and lasses.

This is my I-Hope-I-Really-Know-Barack's-Gonna-Win-So-I-Can-Have-Fun-With-Fantasies-Of-A-McCain-Palin-Dystopia joint.

including all the unlikely shit I've been jamming in these tuneless, dissonant times.

1. Gang of Four - Paralyzed
2. A Place to Bury Strangers - The Falling Sun
3. El-P - T.O.J.
4. Portishead - Hunter
5. Liars - Loose Nuts on the Veladrome
6. Tom Waits - Lowside of the Road
7. Aphex Twin - [windowsill]
8. Burial - Endorphin
9. Tricky - Tricky Kid
10. Clinic - Circle of Fifths
11. Cannibal Ox - Raspberry Fields
12. Sonic Youth - Karen Koltrane
13. Brian Eno/Jon Hassell - Be-Benzele
14. Tortoise - Along the Banks of Rivers
15. Magik Markers - Last of the Lemach Line
16. TV On the Radio - I Was a Lover
17. Tool - H
18. Primal Scream - Blood Money
19. Sigur Ros - Svefn-G-Englar
20. My Bloody Valentine - Loomer
21. Boards of Canada - Roygbiv

and trust me, Tool does fit.